Whisker Woes: Alternative Feline Funeral Rituals

Because your feline overlord didn't quite make it, you want to make their sendoff a real showstopper. Here are some unconventional ways to say goodbye to your whiskered friend.

Feline Frenemies: Unconventional Funerary Customs

• Ritual of the Sassy Cat - Because your cat was a diva, and you want their funeral to reflect that.
• Funeral by Numbers - For the mathematically inclined cat lover, where every step of the process is carefully choreographed.
• Catnip Ritual - A celebration of your cat's love of all things catnip, because they're still with you in spirit.
• Ashes to Ashes - A more...adventurous way of dealing with the remains, because, you know, recycling.
• Ritual of the Vain Corpse - For the cat that was a bit self-absorbed in life, but now they're just a memory.

Still can't decide how to bid farewell to your feline overlord? Consult the Professor for some expert advice!