Whisker Woes: Alternative Feline Funeral Rituals
Because your feline overlord didn't quite make it, you want to make their sendoff a real showstopper. Here are some unconventional ways to say goodbye to your whiskered friend.
Feline Frenemies: Unconventional Funerary Customs
- Ritual of the Sassy Cat - Because your cat was a diva, and you want their funeral to reflect that.
- Funeral by Numbers - For the mathematically inclined cat lover, where every step of the process is carefully choreographed.
- Catnip Ritual - A celebration of your cat's love of all things catnip, because they're still with you in spirit.
- Ashes to Ashes - A more...adventurous way of dealing with the remains, because, you know, recycling.
- Ritual of the Vain Corpse - For the cat that was a bit self-absorbed in life, but now they're just a memory.
Still can't decide how to bid farewell to your feline overlord? Consult the Professor for some expert advice!